The Theory Holds Up

 So, what did I learn from the "Awakening the Wild" festival? I learned that art isn't just about what the artist meant to make. It's about what you see. And sometimes, what you see is a wiener dog, a criminal enterprise run by a bunch of dancing fabric sails, or a very brave vacuum cleaner saving a rare piece of moss from a Mayor's head. My "Outer Giggle Theory" was proven correct. It was a very scientific and very fun time in Kimberley, B.C.

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